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SFX : music
Announcer: Diet Coke presents: News Makers Hall of Fame
Singer: (News Makers Hall of Fame)
Announcer: Today we salute you Mr. Fake hair wearer
Singer: (Mr. Fake hair wearer)
Announcer: Hey you Mr. periwig-pated fellow, even Shakespeare would be disappointed in your unnatural acts. But that doesn’t worry you; you keep wearing it every day.
Singer: (Periwig-pated fellow)
Announcer: You were once heard saying your wig has grown longer.
Singer: (Ooh what a joke)
Announcer: It’s no joke! You do everything in it. Shower, shave, and you gel it like it’ ...