Illegal immigrants entering the USA especially from Mexico are in the long run a huge burden and a disadvantage to the American society. Theses illegal immigrants bring in harmful drugs like cocaine and among them are also hardened criminals who end up carrying out uncountable robberies, rapes, murders and even thefts. As a result, the illegal immigrants are a threat to the community they choose to sneak in. Regardless, of the huge inconveniences, the taxpayers money is used to regulate and even support these immigrants regarding offering healthcare, education and even necessities. Moreover, illegal immigrants may be mediums through which deadly diseases like the Hepatitis B, Ebola, Tuberculosis, Yellow Fever, HIV, Malaria and even Leprosy, find their way into societies which averagely healthy populations.
Concerning the issue of illegal immigrants, my modest proposal which is aimed at protecting the American people from any form of inconvenience and destruction from these pests is to ensure enslavement of the illegal immigrants. Enslaving the pests is one of the most effective methods of ensuring their impacts are eliminated and the country is supplied with human labor for even enhanced prosperity.
Strategic bombing of regions where the immigrants are highly concentrated, in their countries would ensure that the chances or probability of huge numbers of immigrants sneaking into the USA is significantly reduced. The prisoners who have been captured from the burnt down regions should consolidate in large towns and made to offer extensive labor for no pay. The military should be handed the responsibilities of handle these restricted areas to ensure that the illegal immigrants are appropriately kept from mixing with the American society to prevent any form of physical and cultural interactions.
Next, legislative changes will have to be carried out to ensure that everything is done in an acceptable and constitutional manner. Legislative acts which tolerate immigrants should be repealed, for example, the Act, which bans slavery and laws promoting equal treatment of individuals regardless of origin and race.
Moreover, the army should be instructed to apply their systematic coercion techniques in cases where the imprisoned immigrants decide to abscond work. In cases where certain diseases spread into their camps, the army healthcare personnel should ensure that the affected prisoners are euthanized to effectively eliminate dangerous pandemics brought in by the illegal immigrants.
Even though the introduction of mass free labor may seem like a potential loss of labor to the Americans, the free labor offered by these immigrants would ensure that the US citizens engage exclusively in non- labor requiring jobs, hence placing great minds in big projects requiring absolute concentration. Since free labor will most likely increase the number of industries and factories, the office jobs would go to the American citizens.
Finally, since there are no more viable means of eliminating illegal immigrants, forced labor, bombings, euthanization and imprisonment would ensure that the guards at the borders are not overworked trying to prevent illegal immigrants into the country.
Evidently, this proposal is with no doubt more effective than other solutions which are unworkable. Measures put in place like increasing the number of officers guarding the border, obtaining legal documents for illegal immigrants, offering healthcare and education to the recognized immigrants and hiring these intruders to work as paid employees in different organizations will not prevent their infiltration at all.
Works Cited
Swift, Jonathan. "A Modest Proposal". N.p., 2016. Web. 20 May 2016.
Swift, Jonathan. "A Modest Proposal Summary". N.p., 2016. Web. 20 May 2016.